Social Media Daredevil Pillows

"That stupid selfie you took with that shark went viral. I hope it was worth it."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Obsession with the Internet.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

Ice shelfie.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Information Tightrope.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

Like.

"At last - no Trump."

"Tell the world, are you digging for world peace?"

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Final selfie

Free Internet Access

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

'Internet' 'Internot'

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

Phone generation.

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

It's only an email, what harm can it do?

Kid eating "Tweeties" cereal

Bungee jumping with your PC.