Digital Devils Gifts

'Internet troll, right?'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

The Modern Novel.

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"We don't talk anymore."

Downloading Pregnancy

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Influence this."

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Information Tightrope.

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

Remote work

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"