Digital Dodger Gifts

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

"What's to prevent some total stranger anywhere on the world from paying my bills."

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

Trying to come up with yet another password...

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Information Tightrope.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Mary had a little spam

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

'Internet' 'Internot'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

'I needed some relief from data overload.'

It's only an email, what harm can it do?

Bungee jumping with your PC.

'Besides delivering never-ending eternal suffering,how do you want to be portrayed to your customers?' - Web Design.

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

Don Z. And His User-Friendly Apartment

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.