Digital Advert Dodger Gifts

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

Advertising on the internet.

Mary had a little spam

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

Election Cancelling Headphones

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

'Relax - someone will be looking for us...the Inland Revenue...the T V licence people...'

Trying to come up with yet another password...

'We see a lot of carpal tunnel syndrome caused by repetitious pushing of the tv mute button during the political ad season.'

"Caution! This tomato soup combined with our chicken noodle soup can form a lethal nerve gas."

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

"We interrupt this endless stream of mind-numbing adverts to bring you a TV programme..."

"What's to prevent some total stranger anywhere on the world from paying my bills."

'I'll consider it serious, when the Sandra Fluke incident causes my good far-right Republican friends to start dropping me.'

'Good report Bob but it's not quite there yet.' And neither was Bob.

Man: 'What the...?!' (Internet Spam comes out of a can of spam to the horror of the purchaser.)

"I miss avoiding people."

Congratulations - You have watched your one-billionth advertisement!

Man having thinning hair blasted by cafe speaker.

"He forgot to record the game, so he had to watch it live. The 1,284 commercials was too much for him to handle."

'I've always gotten pleasure cheating on my income tax, but the creme de la creme is cheating via electronic filing.'

"I programmed your fitness watch to tell the truth."

"If it's the reedy, gurgling 'cut-cut-turrrrr' of the long-billed marsh wren, I'm not here."

Mobile Lure

"To be scammed in English, please press 'one'."

"Does technology frighten you?"

"Don't stop, I don't want to talk to you."

"I hate calling her—she always picks up."