Digital Devils Pillows

'Internet troll, right?'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"We don't talk anymore."

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

Downloading Pregnancy

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Influence this."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Information Tightrope.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'