Digital Delvers Pillows

"If you send these people $50 they'll show you how to make money online!"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Baby Screen Time

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Spooning

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

Information Tightrope.

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

The End of the Worker Bees

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"I've left the children to their own devices."

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Virtual Lap Dancing

'Internet' 'Internot'

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'