Digital Delvers Pillows

"If you send these people $50 they'll show you how to make money online!"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

Baby Screen Time

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Spooning

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Information Tightrope.

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

The End of the Worker Bees

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"I've left the children to their own devices."

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

'Internet' 'Internot'