Science Daredevils Gifts

A man in a padded suit stands behind a scientist

Dummies Books.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

Stock Hurricane Ride

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

How to choose...

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Super Homeworld

"But you must continue as a lab rat! Can't you see we have three mouths to feed?"

Robot Olympics

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

DIY store with a first aid department

The human cannonball on vacation with his family.

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

"I told you streaking at Wimbledon was a terrible idea!"

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

Pushy Cashpoint

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

Skydiving Pizza