Science Daredevils T-Shirts

A man in a padded suit stands behind a scientist

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

Stock Hurricane Ride

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

How to choose...

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Super Homeworld

Robot Olympics

"But you must continue as a lab rat! Can't you see we have three mouths to feed?"

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

DIY store with a first aid department

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

"I told you streaking at Wimbledon was a terrible idea!"

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

Pushy Cashpoint

Skydiving Pizza

"I tried fixing the computer myself. As soon as a professional fixes all the damage I caused, we can use it."