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"You're going to clean the gutters? Wait! Let me first see if the emergency room takes reservations!"

And I did it without any technical plans.

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

The upside down cot

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Super Homeworld

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'That's the last time I ever let you try to fix the microwave.'

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

"I tried fixing the computer myself. As soon as a professional fixes all the damage I caused, we can use it."

'It's for stripping paint... cheaper than meths.'

'Which end do the nails come out of?'

DIY store with a first aid department

Hair blower.

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"The Great Ikeamids"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

A DIY disaster.

'Now it fits.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'3-D TV Kit'

The Hammer

Texturing the Walls

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'