Diy Daredevils Gifts

"You're going to clean the gutters? Wait! Let me first see if the emergency room takes reservations!"

'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'

Dummies Books.

And I did it without any technical plans.

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

The upside down cot

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Super Homeworld

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'That's the last time I ever let you try to fix the microwave.'

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

"I tried fixing the computer myself. As soon as a professional fixes all the damage I caused, we can use it."

'It's for stripping paint... cheaper than meths.'

'Which end do the nails come out of?'

DIY store with a first aid department

Hair blower.

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"The Great Ikeamids"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Now it fits.'

A DIY disaster.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'3-D TV Kit'

The Hammer

Texturing the Walls

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'