Medical Diy Daredevil Gifts

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

A DIY disaster.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'3-D TV Kit'

A crab with a utility knife claw

Texturing the Walls

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

The Hammer

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Wallpapering with Nails

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'