Medical Diy Daredevil Pillows

Completely uninterested in his online date, Brent tries to bring a quick end to the evening.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

A DIY disaster.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'3-D TV Kit'

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

The Hammer

A crab with a utility knife claw

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Texturing the Walls

Dummies Books.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Wallpapering with Nails

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.