Diy Devils Pillows

We have enough money to build it, but nothing left for furniture. Never start something you can't furnish!

"Ahhh... close enough."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

I did it my way.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

A DIY disaster.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'3-D TV Kit'

Texturing the Walls

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

The Hammer

Dummies Books.

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Wallpapering with Nails

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.