Diy Devils Pillows

"Ahhh... close enough."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

I did it my way.

A DIY disaster.

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'3-D TV Kit'

Texturing the Walls

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

The Hammer

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Wallpapering with Nails

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'