Decorating Daredevils Pillows

Chicane

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

A DIY disaster.

'Now it fits.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'3-D TV Kit'

The Hammer

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

Texturing the Walls

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Wallpapering with Nails

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

The Fuse

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'