Decor Daredevil Pillows

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Surprise!"

A DIY disaster.

'Now it fits.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'3-D TV Kit'

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

The Hammer

Texturing the Walls

Dummies Books.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Wallpapering with Nails

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.