Decor Daredevil Pillows

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Surprise!"

'Now it fits.'

A DIY disaster.

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'3-D TV Kit'

Texturing the Walls

The Hammer

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

Wallpapering with Nails

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'