Decoration Duelists Pillows

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Now it fits.'

"I love these old decorations!"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Artists of the wild west.

Face Painting.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'Quick, press control Z!'

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Early cave painters

Curtains haberdashery

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'