Comedic Duelists Pillows

Dodge Ball City.

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Duel in a wheelchair.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Sawrd Fighting

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

Man fights with his shadow.

The New Greek Crisis

'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

Sword Fight

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us."

World Ping-Pong Federation.

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

'The guy on the right seems pretty confident.'

Poets Arguing

'If I was a golf ball, I wouldn't do what you wanted me to do if you called me that either.'

The way leaf blowers settle their differences. . .

You're going down today, sucker. Bring it on! Get a load of this $85.45. Wow. Impressive. Told you. Not so fast. $93.60? Now that's an expensive tank of gas. Humbled. I play to win. We cope in the oddest ways. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

Engineer propping up architects in a survival marathon.

'I'm looking for the game with the fewest pieces, so that when I lose you'll have less to pick up after I throw the board.'

"I'm feeling a little guilty for having introduced them to each other."

'Then it's agreed, three months from today, we meet here and step outside.'