Duelists In Spirit Pillows

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us."

"Skate or die."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Sawrd Fighting

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Pistols at dawn?"

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

Businessman fences with three others.

Duelling personalities.

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

The New Greek Crisis

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

Dodge Ball City.

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

Strictly Come Dancing Wild West Style

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

"Why? Because he said I was insensitive, that's why!"

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

'Howitzers at dawn.'

"The next speaker needs an introduction but won't get it from me!"