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"This town ain't big enough for the both of us."

"Skate or die."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Sawrd Fighting

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Pistols at dawn?"

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

Businessman fences with three others.

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Duelling personalities.

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

The New Greek Crisis

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

"Them's dancin' words."

"The next speaker needs an introduction but won't get it from me!"

'Howitzers at dawn.'