Speech Duelers T-Shirts

"The next speaker needs an introduction but won't get it from me!"

Trappist Monk Discord

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Wild West Text Showdown

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Sawrd Fighting

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

'But that's the baby you took in.'

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

The New Greek Crisis

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

Dodge Ball City.

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

Strictly Come Dancing Wild West Style

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

Peace Fighting

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

Things get heated at the outing.

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

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