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Poets Arguing

Artists of the wild west.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Duel in a wheelchair.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

The New Greek Crisis

Dodge Ball City.

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

"Last night, I challenged your god to a duel. I won by default because he never showed."

'HEY YOU TWO TAKE THAT OUTSIDE'

'Let's agree to disagree...'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us."

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

'Howitzers at dawn.'

Ok, ok, if that's what you need to meet your daily goal, we can do 21 paces instead.

"The next speaker needs an introduction but won't get it from me!"

'The guy on the right seems pretty confident.'

'Toupee !!'

At the international middle-weight dissing championships.

You're going down today, sucker. Bring it on! Get a load of this $85.45. Wow. Impressive. Told you. Not so fast. $93.60? Now that's an expensive tank of gas. Humbled. I play to win. We cope in the oddest ways. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

The way leaf blowers settle their differences. . .

"...I'll bet his dad can beat your dad..."