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'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Duel in a wheelchair.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Wild West Text Showdown

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Sawrd Fighting

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Businessman fences with three others.

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

'But that's the baby you took in.'

The New Greek Crisis

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

Peace Fighting

Things get heated at the outing.

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

Sculptor stand off.