Science Duelists T-Shirts

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Wild West Text Showdown

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Sawrd Fighting

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

Businessman fences with three others.

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

'But that's the baby you took in.'

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

The New Greek Crisis

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

Dodge Ball City.

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

Things get heated at the outing.

"Why? Because he said I was insensitive, that's why!"

Peace Fighting

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

'Em... Hang on a minute.'