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At the international middle-weight dissing championships.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Skate or die."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Sawrd Fighting

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"Pistols at dawn?"

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

Businessman fences with three others.

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

'At the Spoonerism cafe...' 'Ah - here comes my carrots and peas.'

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

'What do you mean, 'you can read me like a book'? You've never read a book!'

Sharp Tongue.

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

"Why? Because he said I was insensitive, that's why!"

Strictly Come Dancing Wild West Style

"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

"The next speaker needs an introduction but won't get it from me!"

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"