Verbal Duel Enthusiast Pillows

At the international middle-weight dissing championships.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Skate or die."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Sawrd Fighting

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

"Pistols at dawn?"

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

Businessman fences with three others.

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

'What do you mean, 'you can read me like a book'? You've never read a book!'

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

'At the Spoonerism cafe...' 'Ah - here comes my carrots and peas.'

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

Sharp Tongue.

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

"The next speaker needs an introduction but won't get it from me!"

"Them's dancin' words."