Duel Enthusiast Pillows

"John, do you know anything about fighting a duel this morning?"

"Ok kid...lets see how fast you really are"

Businessman fences with three others.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Ever the gentleman, eh, Westbrook?"

Tales of Other Days - Sir Roger Clevelly's Swordsmanship

Duel cat.

'I still say you're a conniving pig, Baron!'

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Skate or die."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Sawrd Fighting

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"Pistols at dawn?"

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

Duelling personalities.

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

"Gumfighters of the Old West."

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

"We've already projected a winner."

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

'Ha! You think I'd really fall for the old 'stampede-behind-you' trick?'

"Them's dancin' words."