Gentleman Duel Enthusiast Pillows

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Artists of the wild west.

"Skate or die."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Sawrd Fighting

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Pistols at dawn?"

Businessman fences with three others.

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

Duelling personalities.

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

Sword Fight

Strictly Come Dancing Wild West Style

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

"Why? Because he said I was insensitive, that's why!"

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

"Them's dancin' words."

'Howitzers at dawn.'

'Ha! You think I'd really fall for the old 'stampede-behind-you' trick?'