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"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Artists of the wild west.

"Skate or die."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Sawrd Fighting

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Pistols at dawn?"

Businessman fences with three others.

Duelling personalities.

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

Sword Fight

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

'Ha! You think I'd really fall for the old 'stampede-behind-you' trick?'

'Howitzers at dawn.'

"Them's dancin' words."