Dueling Enthusiasts Pillows

'Toupee !!'

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

Ok, ok, if that's what you need to meet your daily goal, we can do 21 paces instead.

'Howitzers at dawn.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Skate or die."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Wild West Text Showdown

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

'I hate snowboarders!'

Sawrd Fighting

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"Pistols at dawn?"

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

Businessman fences with three others.

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

'He's been this way since the Red Sox won the pennant!'