Dueling Enthusiasts Mugs

'Toupee !!'

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

'Howitzers at dawn.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Skate or die."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Wild West Text Showdown

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'I hate snowboarders!'

Sawrd Fighting

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Pistols at dawn?"

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

Businessman fences with three others.

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

Peace Fighting

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock