Dueling Aficionado Mugs

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Hey, no spoilers!"

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

Sword Fight

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Skate or die."

Artists of the wild west.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Greco-polar wrestling

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

Sawrd Fighting

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Pistols at dawn?"

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

Businessman fences with three others.

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.