Dueling Aficionado Pillows

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Hey, no spoilers!"

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

Sword Fight

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Skate or die."

Artists of the wild west.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Greco-polar wrestling

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

Sawrd Fighting

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Pistols at dawn?"

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

Businessman fences with three others.

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

'Reckless Rick has already lost three matches this year, but rumor has it that he's looking for a new writer...'

Prison sports team members hiding their faces in the team photograph

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

'Yeah, but I'm afraid that those in favor of teaching 'Intelligent Design' never met my husband.'