Dueling Enthusiast Pillows

'The guy on the right seems pretty confident.'

"I'm feeling a little guilty for having introduced them to each other."

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

Duel in a wheelchair.

'Then it's agreed, three months from today, we meet here and step outside.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Skate or die."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Wild West Text Showdown

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

Sawrd Fighting

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Pistols at dawn?"

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

Businessman fences with three others.

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

Peace Fighting