Dueling Enthusiast Pillows

'The guy on the right seems pretty confident.'

"I'm feeling a little guilty for having introduced them to each other."

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

Duel in a wheelchair.

'Then it's agreed, three months from today, we meet here and step outside.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Skate or die."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Wild West Text Showdown

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Sawrd Fighting

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Pistols at dawn?"

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

Businessman fences with three others.

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

Things get heated at the outing.

Peace Fighting

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock