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"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"In this corner, a man who describes everything as 'Orwellian.' And in this corner, a guy who loves saying 'Kafka-esque!'"

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

'I've got an injury claim solicitor to advertise on your soles.'

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

'One pundit tonight is from a think tank, the other writes 'Books for Dummies'.'

'At the Spoonerism cafe...' 'Ah - here comes my carrots and peas.'

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

"I've been thinking harder than you have, and my thought experiment disproves your thought experiment."

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

'What do you mean, 'you can read me like a book'? You've never read a book!'

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

Sharp Tongue.

'ONE... TWO... THREE...' 'Faster!'

Chameleon knocking out a kangaroo with its tongue.

"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."

You throw poop like a girl.

A young man replying cheekily to an older gentleman

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

'I say, Addison

'I called it first!'

'Really? - The Agent Orange?'

'That bloke was a lousy boxer...he kept on standing up for the other guys rights.'

World Ping-Pong Federation.

'...Brad says he stuck a dime up his nose when he was 3 and he's betting us $50 that it's still in there.'

"I've never been a quitter - I've been sacked from every job I've had..."

Boxing.

Ask me a question! I need practice. With what? Across the country, partisan radio hosts have gotten so angry lately. I haven't kept up. I need practice being mean. I'm being outclassed. C'mon people! Sadie needs you. Ask for … her advice. Prepare to get mercilessly ridiculed! Sounds like a blast.