Joke Duelists Pillows

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Duel in a wheelchair.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Karate.

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

'Best friend? I hardly know the man!'

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

The New Greek Crisis

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

Sword Fight

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us."

"The next speaker needs an introduction but won't get it from me!"

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

'Howitzers at dawn.'

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

'The guy on the right seems pretty confident.'

'Toupee !!'

Poets Arguing

At the international middle-weight dissing championships.

The way leaf blowers settle their differences. . .

'Then it's agreed, three months from today, we meet here and step outside.'