Comedy Duel Devotee Pillows

Sword Fight

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Bunny Pranks

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Dante Alighieri

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

Businessman fences with three others.

"She died doing what she loved."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

Trump's firings

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

Singulars: spaghetto, broccolo, jacuzzo.

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

Cat turning telly off with remote.

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

Dodge Ball City.

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

"You're watching the Baseless Enthusiasm Network. Hot Damn!"

Strictly Come Dancing Wild West Style

"Why? Because he said I was insensitive, that's why!"

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

Noel Fielding

Peace Fighting