Dueling Devotee Pillows

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

The colonel soon regretted insulting the circus sword swallower.

Peace Fighting

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Skate or die."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Duel in a wheelchair.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"...And please let the merger do through!"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Ready...."

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Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

"Pistols at dawn?"

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?