Doubles Devotee Pillows

Sania Mirza

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Thomas Hardy

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

You're the olive in my martini

"Bonk!"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

One book... One book... One book...

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Sale today - 50% off everything!

Hire a lawyer - get one free! Limited time only.

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

War and Peace

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'Shakin' bacon.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"She died doing what she loved."

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."