Duality Devotee Pillows

"I don't know if I want to marry, but I would like a combined household income."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'What a control freak!'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I try to get a head start on them."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

Lars, do have that CD I lent you? It got stuck in the CD player. I think it's a herniated disc.

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

Must you always be so negative?

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

'I think I'm highly insightful for my age and don't call me missy!'

"I'll be glad when this speech balloon strike is over...!"

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

That guy is a walking contradiction.

'Just because!'

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'