Discipline Devotee Pillows

'The key to a successful home business is self-discipline.'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'What a control freak!'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Schoolmaster says 'know', schoolboy thinks 'no'.

Blinkered Walk Past the Cake Shop.

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

Sergeant shouting at soldiers

"Hats off, I said!"

Rather Awkward!

'Off!'

"The 'well-regulated' part takes all the fun out of being in a militia."

'Your teacher says you've been a good boy again! That means you're grounded, young man!!'

'...I'm your substitute teacher, Mrs. Prudy 'Old School' Crenshaw.'

"They may be very comfortable, but you are in the military and supposed to wear boots, not flip-flops."

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I try to get a head start on them."

"Must you treat me like a child?"

"You never want to be taken to see her. Ms. Walker moonlights as a probation officer."

"Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Bonk!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.