Discipline Devotees Pillows

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Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'What a control freak!'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"I try to get a head start on them."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Give Thanks.

Turning with mathematical precision.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

'Nobody likes a smartass, Bob.'

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

Designated smoking area of the gods

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'