Divine Devotee Pillows

'Just to make it crystal clear, I AM holier than thou.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Put it in writing!'

'Archbishop Thomas Flynn, one of Gods little helpers'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"It was hallelujahs all 'round when the lad agreed to join the family business."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Thomas Hardy

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Bonk!"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Various Birds of Pray.

'What a control freak!'

Church Restoration Fund.

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

One book... One book... One book...

Dante Alighieri

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'