Spiritual Devotee Pillows

'And in conclusion, I'd like to say - it's been a pleasure talking to you.'

Thomas Hardy

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Give Thanks.

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

I work too hard, I need a change, more time to spend with the children...by the way how many have we got?

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"I think it would look better over there!"

Mother's Day

John Knox

Thriller of the Week

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

Designated smoking area of the gods

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

"You wanted a second opinion."

"First time, long time."