Religion Devotee Pillows

Bitter Pennsylvanians cling to their Guns and Religion.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Thomas Hardy

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Hoarder."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Cheerleaders

One book... One book... One book...

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Thriller of the Week

John Knox

Designated smoking area of the gods

Calvin Coolidge

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'

"There's a man at the door collecting for Jesus...."

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

'Archbishop Thomas Flynn, one of Gods little helpers'

"ButI thought he was just praying without ceasing."

A man desperate to keep his girlfriend

"First time, long time."