Religion Devotee Pillows

Bitter Pennsylvanians cling to their Guns and Religion.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Thomas Hardy

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Hoarder."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

Cheerleaders

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

Thriller of the Week

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

John Knox

Man turns into an angel.

Designated smoking area of the gods

Calvin Coolidge

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'

'10 years of loyal service - and this is what I get?'

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'

A man desperate to keep his girlfriend

'Archbishop Thomas Flynn, one of Gods little helpers'

"ButI thought he was just praying without ceasing."

"First time, long time."

"There's a man at the door collecting for Jesus...."