Spiritual Devotee Prints

'And in conclusion, I'd like to say - it's been a pleasure talking to you.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

One book... One book... One book...

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Give Thanks.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

I work too hard, I need a change, more time to spend with the children...by the way how many have we got?

"I think it would look better over there!"

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

Mother's Day

John Knox

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

Thriller of the Week

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

Designated smoking area of the gods

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

"First time, long time."

"You wanted a second opinion."