Duality Devotee Prints

"I don't know if I want to marry, but I would like a combined household income."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'What a control freak!'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I try to get a head start on them."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

Must you always be so negative?

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

'I think I'm highly insightful for my age and don't call me missy!'

'Just because!'

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

"I'll be glad when this speech balloon strike is over...!"

"Would you mind not interrupting? I'm trying to have a sensible conversation."

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'