Diversity Devotee Pillows

Man, this diversity training is hard.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Bonk!"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Statue of Female Executive

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

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Chill Out Worshippers!

'What a control freak!'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias

PRIDE!

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

'You shouldn't put all your cash into one stock... you need to diversify. Try buying beef, vegetable and chicken stock...'

"Shame about the ovaries..."

"I prefer snow person."

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"Peace on earth and goodwill to all genders."

I'm forgetting which college is which. Their brochures are all alike. University of. It's always fall or spring. Apply! There's always a multi-cultural group of kids hanging out. There's always a girl in goggles working in a science lab with an ethnic-looking prof. It's reassuring. They all celebrate their diversity in the exact same way! And charge the exact same for it!

"Our party covers the whole L.G.B.T. and non-L.G.B.T. world."

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

Australasia.

Happy everything to everybody.