Devil Devotee Pillows

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"...And please let the merger do through!"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

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Give Thanks.

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'It was a split decision.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

Devil Tricks

Team!

This was the first and last time Rolf bungee-jumped!

High wire performer has to stop at traffic lights for crossing trapeze artists.

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

'No wonder it's so warm! Someone's been messing with the thermostat again!'

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"

'I don't want to worry you lads, but the throttle has jammed wide open!'

'Ladies and gentlemen, if you thought the human cannonbal was exciting you'll love our next act!'

"I'd sell my soul for one of those."

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

Peace Fighting

...To tell the truth, I find them quite becoming.

Mother with Child.

"We've already projected a winner."

Hellmets: Crash helmets in the form of Hell.

With an itchy trigger finger, shoot first then scratch.