Demon Devotee Pillows

'It was a split decision.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Thomas Hardy

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"Okay, who's purring?"

Little boy dragon

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

Utilosaurus

'...and they were carnivorous.'

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

Give Thanks.

Never forget to floss.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"Hurry-up, make it snappy!"

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

Mesozoic Era/Cenzoic Era.

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!

"Tomorrow - it's always tomorrow with you. I tell you, I'm getting pretty fed-up with your mood-swings. . ."

Man's Best Friend - Man's Worst Friend - Man's Only Friend

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