Devil Enthusiast Pillows

Mother with Child.

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

"At least down here we don't get hassle from those damned non-smokers."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Scarpia from Tosca

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Dairy Devil

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

More Pardons

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

Devilled Eggs

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

Wolf Watching the Sunset

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Hire Wire Act

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Caped Character