Devil Appreciator Pillows

"Surely they won't mind if we join them?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

"Put another minnow on my line!"

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

Devil Tricks

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

"I hate finding billing codes for this guy..."

"Have you got it in beige?"

Vegetarian Heaven

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

One of Faust's lesser-known bargains.

"I never thought I would miss billboards!"

"I'd sell my soul for one of those."

'You'll get used to this very easily - you always were a deadbeat.'

Best Stunt Driver

...To tell the truth, I find them quite becoming.

Cloud 10.